mydogsnokes:

whenever i get drunk there’s always that one moment where i’m like okay i am drunk

(via entropicchaosfactor)


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iguanamouth:

apparently big bird isnt a real bird and has been a person in a costume this whole time. this brings into the question the authenticity of all other birds. are some of them also filled with tiny humans. do any birds actually exist

(via burnfreezing)

I just wanna make out with you and cuddle in baggy clothes watching movies and idk maybe put my hand down your pants whatever.

(Source: allisforsaken, via trust-of-the-innocent)

more morally grey badass female characters in power suits that are look like Keeley Hawes in Doctor Who please

jonasbrothers:

kinda wish someone was touching me inappropriately right now 

(Source: jonasbrothers, via trust-of-the-innocent)